Sean Mackey

''"I’m Sean, I’m 19 and sassy as fuck. You may have seen my face. I am obsessed with Homestuck, my hair, and Tyler fsdfjfsdjs Hoechlin. I like to jump on tables and swing wooden poles around, blog, and slide dramatically off my chair emitting a series of sounds. I dislike how hard it is to keep up with NaNo, homophobia, and judgemental haters. I’m also really socially awkward but nice, please say hi." An 'about me' ''

A student currently enrolled at Murdoch University. He is the conduit for Tobias Studly. Sean is also known as the inventor and only capable producer of "the Oh God Face", an incomparible expression of bewilderment and/or horror that has not yet been successfully replicated by humans (or clams).

A nice young man, well known for his boyish charm and quite popular amongst friends. His comments regarding society and culture can be viewed via his common hauntings such as Facebook and Tumblr.

Sean is the star striker of Wafers Soccer where he is one of the few members to score a goal during their first season.