Jess Hooper

Jess Hooper, also known as "Nemo", is a relatively junior member of the Common Room. She is a first year Chemistry Student, who specialises in singing about quaarks. She is often noted as being a "special child", which is interpreted in a vast panoply of context.

Jess suffers from a severe case of URFES (unfortunate resting facial expression syndrome), which is regularly misinterpretted as anger or glaring.

Jess loves to harass people by using her special 'poke attack'. She would pounce on to the unsuspecting victim and jab them in the stomach. There have been numerous victims ( predominately Leona).

She is also known for her unique approach to the English language.